What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?