What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Easter eggs.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Which animal will never go bald?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?