What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?