Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What game do mice love to play?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?