Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?