What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What animal is always ready to protect people?