Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.