Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?