Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?