What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's the laziest vegetable?