What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What insect runs away from everything?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?