What season begins with a thud?
Fall!
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call two birds stuck together?