What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do mice do when they're at home?