What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where does breakfast live?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What season begins with a thud?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?