What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?