Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?