Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do hamsters come from?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Where do pigs learn magic?