What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How do you organize a space party?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?