How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?