Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?