Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
Why do kids love theater classes?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?