What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?