What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?