Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?