Which president loved to take baths?
George Washington.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What are you studying in math?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?