What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?