What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What animal floats best?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?