Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do bees gossip?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?