What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?