What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a small mom?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?