What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Baking soda.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?