When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?