Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?