What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the student always get straight A's?