Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What does winter fat turn into?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?