What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
You've crossed the fe-line!
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?