Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?