Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?