Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which dogs love to study science?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call the dog magician?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?