What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?