Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!