Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?