How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?