Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?