How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
Where do burgers like to dance?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?