What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?