Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why was the mime upset?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?