Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?