What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?