What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?